Wednesday, May 28, 2008

In which I foresee my own demise. At 3AM. And it SUCKS

So, I just got to work and I was happily surfing the intarwebs.

And then. THEN! I was ATTACKED by a fucking millipede!

Ok, so maybe I wasn't attacked. All I know is I was sitting, happily minding my own business and waiting for my coffee to brew, when the EMT that's on right now jumped back from his paperwork. I looked over and proceeded to shriek like a little fucking girl.

Dudes. That thing was GINORMOUS!

And we lost it. No clue where it went.

I'm going to be killed and eaten by a GINORMOUS MILLIPEDE today.

Keep me in your thoughts.


Cricket said...

nom nom nom

yummy dispatcher

Aunt Becky said...

*shudder, shudder, shudder*