So, I was sitting here at work, minding my own business. I was engrossed in a game of Solitaire. I felt something hit my pant leg. I thought nothing of it, figured it was just the material falling a little after I had moved my leg or something. Stephanie, one of the medics on today, looks over at me.
The following is the conversation that ensued. Word for word.
Steph~ Oh my God, it's on your leg.
Me~ screams like a fucking banshee GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!
Steph brushes at my leg
Me~ Jumping around and running back and forth between the two desk chairs. IS IT GONE? DID YOU GET IT?
Steph~ No, it's still there. Begins to frantically brush at my leg
Me~ OMGISITSTILLTHERE?!?!?!! Screams some more. Dies
She got the bug and smashed it good. By this time, Todd and Re-Todd (Todd is a medic and Re-Todd is an EMT) have come into the room to what the fuck was going on. Come to find out, the bug was on Steph first. She felt it crawling on her hand and flicked it off. It landed on me. I now feel like there are possibly millions of bugs on me. And my pulse is still a little high. o_O
This is why I do not like going outside. That is probably the same reason that I am so buttass white.
Yes people, I showed my fuckin girly colors. I have shamed myself by being scared of bugs.
The End
About Me
- brite69
- Ok. I'm in my mid-20s, a mother to a hyper boy who is smart as hell and I'm dealing with the wonderful world of divorce. I'm opinionated and blunt. I push people away and draw them in all at once. I'm also coming to grips with the facts that I may never be able to have another child without having to spend a shit ton of money I simply don't have. I'm a dreamer who longs to be on stage, but has settled to work in the glorious world of Emergency Medicine. Never a dull moment, but doesn't pay squat. My entries will at best, be sporadic, but you'll get over that. And if you don't, just remember to breathe. After all, it's only teh internets! ~_^ All that being said, I hope you enjoy my random ramblings. They will, more often than not, be exactly that. Random Ramblings. And if for some reason, this blog is just does not give you your brite fix, wander on over to DeadJournal.com or MySpace.com. Same name on Deadjournal and browse around Flint, MI on MySpace. Your're bound to find me rambling on over there as well. Enjoy!
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